RAWR!!!!!

photocub69: geminisghost: albearrawr: skittle-happy-matt: Wel...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:51:37 -0500

geminisghost:

albearrawr:

skittle-happy-matt:

Well I mean…she got the Perez Hilton one right…

no one is that dumb, i think she’s trolling us all. Watch She’ll pull out this documentary about pop-culture and our obsession of watching people become train-wrecks, and the whole world will be like “AWWWW YOU GOT US AMANDA, YOU GOT US!”

i agree with her on Perez Hilton….

clearly she is wacked out of her gourd ummm

I think Perez is kinda cute myself. I used to like Amanda, but she seems more and more like a little kid that got her feelings hurt. “:you’re ugly, you’re ugly, you’re ugly” Its kindergarten all over again.

thefuuuucomics: priest-of-rage: ravenouscomplex: niknak79: Ho...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:51:59 -0500

thefuuuucomics:

priest-of-rage:

ravenouscomplex:

niknak79:

How to make your monitor only visible to you

THAT IS REALLY COOL

If my mom saw me staring at my laptop with nothing but a blank screen it would go one of two ways.

She would either A: Accept it and carry on.

or B: Finally decide I’ve gone nuts and get me help

MANNNN

doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing shoes

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:38:08 -0500

light-eco-sage:

amayyy-zayn:

alabasterfrost:

…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this

Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…

Hell, i’m not even wearing CLOTHES

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:38:04 -0500

gigglegasms: steampoweredcupcake: bitch-mcfat: agentjasmine: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:19:33 -0500

gigglegasms:

steampoweredcupcake:

bitch-mcfat:

agentjasmine:

hpismyspiritanimal:

cannedmuffins:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

It’s like they were made for each other.

i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

TUMBLR STOP.

NEVER STOP

I SHIP IT

I don’t normally reblog this shit but that picture in the comments is just so freaking adorable

oh look my otp is back

For the love of God xD

rheagars: Zachary Quinto vs. Leonard Nimoy “The Challenge” (x)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:08:58 -0500

rheagars:

Zachary Quinto vs. Leonard Nimoy “The Challenge” (x)

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:40:36 -0500

just-exhale-love: THE FUCKING RED RIDING HOOD ONE. THATS NOT...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:08:35 -0500

just-exhale-love:

THE FUCKING RED RIDING HOOD ONE. THATS NOT NICE

anoia: incineraptor: lexxerduglas: clorinspats: shade-rartblo...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:08:32 -0500

anoia:

incineraptor:

lexxerduglas:

clorinspats:

shade-rartblog:

thewingedshadow:

elliotexplicit:

cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I just did this. Legit.

the fuck

Clearly this is black magic at work here

been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

WHAT THE SHIT

i did this just now completely skeptical and when it worked i just fell over onto my bed and sobbed into my blanket

ok important make sure you’re grabbing across/over the shirt instead of the side nearest to you because i was doing that for like 5 minutes and getting pissed that i couldn’t folow simple instructions correctly. but then i did it right it’s basically magic

Chronic pain haiku

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:43:19 -0500

fogblogger:

There must be acid
Or nails in my bones because
Holy fucking shit

mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and everytime...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:38:25 -0500

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

dotcore: 8-Bit Wall.by Rubén Vaquero. You may also like this.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:02:07 -0500

dotcore:

8-Bit Wall.
by Rubén Vaquero.

You may also like this.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: deanisanactualprincess: dontkillbirds...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:37:18 -0500

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome

being a man in the “above average” category, I’ve always said I wish I was either BIGGER or SMALLER. If I was SMALLER, then I could actually fuck. If I was BIGGER, people would stop trying. My size, people think they can take it, but it always leads to disappointment (mostly for me)…

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:35:36 -0500

imperialdalek:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:34:57 -0500

imperialdalek:

commandereverdeen: WHAT’S UP INTERNET If you’re a gamer, you...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:56:50 -0500

commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.

Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.

If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.

I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

ineffable-hufflepuff: There are times when I relate to Donna on...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:58:31 -0500

ineffable-hufflepuff:

There are times when I relate to Donna on a spiritual level.

dustinthewnd: digitintheremisterspock: thesassylorax: spatscol...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:54:27 -0500

dustinthewnd:

digitintheremisterspock:

thesassylorax:

spatscolombo:

Spock’s got moves; deal with it.

live long and get some

Live. Long. And get some.

pastelmorgue: IT’S BACK

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:21:56 -0500

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

odditiesoflife: Sagano Bamboo Forest, Japan This stunning...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:59:20 -0500

odditiesoflife:

Sagano Bamboo Forest, Japan

This stunning bamboo forest is located in the Arashiyama district on the west outskirts of Kyoto, Japan. It is one of the most amazing natural sites in the country. An interesting fact about Sagano Bamboo Forest is the sound that the wind makes while it blows through the bamboo. Amazingly enough, this sound has been voted on as one of the “one hundred must-be-preserved sounds of Japan” by the Japanese government. Another interesting fact – the railing on the sides of the road is composed out of old, dry and fallen parts of bamboo.